Welcome to the 4th issue of The Glitchen ImaginatUr! Articles galore!
The wildly popular Dear Beebs is joined by articles about a controversial new club, another interview with an up-and-coming blogger, plus a feature on Rook Attacks.
4. Remember 32, Year 18
Splank Club!
November 20, 2011
First rule of Splank Club is you do not talk about Splank Club! Actually, no. The rules for Splank club are: “No bitin’. No kickin’. Just splankin’.”
ROOK ATTACK!
November 20, 2011
“Uh… guys? I think I just walked into a Rook attack.”
That was my first sentence as I opened Global Chat. I had just walked onto Lowan Len and my screen flashed red alerting me to a “ROOK ATTACK!”
The Glitch Naturalist
November 20, 2011
Have you ever wondered about those lizards that hang from bridges as you stroll through the firebogs? Or maybe you were spooked (just a little, you brave Glitch!) by those mesmerizing eyes glowing from within the tree trunks of Groddle Forest?
Dear Beebs
November 20, 2011
An advice Column for the Modern Glitch
Dear Beebs;
Ever since I was present for a Rook attack, I have been having nightmares. I dream the Rook is heading at me, talons first, and is about to carry me away. Then I wake up, and I have feathers in my mouth. How can I stop the nightmares? Is this a real rook attack? And why are
Operation Fallen or Pay Respect
November 20, 2011
The land of Ur is dotted by head stones of our fallen comrades. Often we have walked passed them without a second thought. Never thinking that we could be next…
Ur Astrology
November 20, 2011
Here’s the deal: Get yourself a 12 sided die and roll. The first Giant you roll is your reading. Good luck!
Classifieds
November 20, 2011
Classified ads is the place for Glitch community members to advertise their services, special occasions, and groups. See below for more details.
