OMGiants, we’ve reached issue #10. And fantastic news – beebs (aka genjibeat) is BACK with Dear Beebs to help solve all of your Glitchy conundrums. In addition to his Sandbox mission report (and the column wherein he accosts random Glitchen on the streets of Ur), Kip Konner wrote a heartfelt farewell to our old houses.
10. Fever 13, Year 22
Ever had a late-afternoon Bubble Tea craving? Your energy and mood are bottoming out but there’s still butterflies to sing to and the larder is empty. So you hit your store of bubbles… only to find a handful of Plain Bubbles and a lone Blue Bubble are all that’s left. Your only options are to buy bubbles at auction or head out into the
Since 1996 and my first SquirrelMail email account, I’ve had many homes on the interwebs. My favorite by far has been Glitch. In Ur, I am now settling into (and furiously decorating!) my fourth home. It got me thinking about all the places I’ve lived in Ur, the reasons for my moves, and I got a bit nostalgic. As we all enjoy our new
Oftentimes, the hustle and bustle of our daily activities cause us to miss the most obvious of things: the scent of a blooming rose bush as we pass, the color of the car that just drove by, the fact that Uncle Friendly’s Emporium is larger on the inside than the outside and he is potentially the only thing standing between us and certain death. Wait
The news that’s forefront in everyone’s mind since the last issue is “R3!” The 3rd (and last) release of housing is definitely bittersweet – in the previous test versions, we could upgrade our house however we wanted for free, knowing that it would all be reset. Now most of the improvements we can make on our houses cost money, but at least they’ll
According to Shimla Mirch butterflies, major wheeling and dealing is going on with the Froughtful Villa Apartments, Froughtful Arms Apartments, and Froughtful Manor, all abandoned since the Housing Update. Rumor has it they will be converted into a vacation spa resort utilizing the famous Shimla Mirch peat bogs.
This intrepid reporter was invited to take a first-hand look at what’s going on
Hello, dear and faithful readers. How have you been? I missed you, and I should have said it sooner, but I love you.
Is it getting creepy yet? Alright, to the letters then!
Welcome to Glitch on the Go! I’m your ever-wandering reporter Kip Konner! For this issue of GoG, I trekked around Sura, doing some fox-brushing of my own while looking for people to interview. Our subject this issue: New housing!
Sura was full of foxes but other Glitchen were thin on the ground. I wandered around for quite a while before I found anyone
*As you turn on your tv, the image is broken up by white noise. The picture slowly comes into focus. A lone figure surrounded by large stuffed bears is talking to someone off screen. She looks awfully familiar. . . . *
Unless you’ve been living under a rock the last few months (and really, how hasn’t someone mined it from on top of you even if you have?), you’ve heard about the new animals, foxes and sloths. From the time the two animals were imagined by the majority of Ur’s citizens in a poll of Giant proportions, we’ve been dreaming of how these two creatures