1. Bruise 32, Year 18

Welcome to the first issue of The Glitchen ImaginatUr!

October 22, 2011
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We’re glad you’re here! We’ve worked very hard to make a newspaper that is informative and fun to read. Please read our Mission Statement. Direct any comments, suggestions or ideas to theimaginatur@gmail.com or feel free to join the Glitchen ImaginatUr group! Although posts are viewable only to members, anyone can join without an invitation.

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Danger in the Deeps

October 22, 2011
Miners use outdated pick mining.  Photo by Saralein

A Glitchen wheezes into a handkerchief, gasping between breaths to yell out “TL!” in a raspy voice. The handkerchief, covered in an unsavory sheen of shiny and mucus, is frantically shoved into the pocket of their corduroy jacket as they reach into a toolbox to retrieve a mining pick.

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Shedding Light on No-No

October 22, 2011

It is evening on a busy residential street in Groddle Meadow. As Glitchens trod home for the day, the ground beneath them is littered with notes. The occasional Glitchen stops to read the message, so with my interest piqued I pick up the note. It is a party invitation — a common sight throughout the neighborhoods of Ur.

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Classified Ads

October 22, 2011
Classified Ads

Classified ads is the place for Glitch community members to advertise their services, special occasions, and groups. See below for more details.

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Dear Beebs

October 22, 2011

Dear Beebs,

The other day I found myself thinking about Cosma while meditating, which caused me some unexpected metaphysical concern. Given that I was thinking about Cosma, yet I, myself, am a thought in Cosma’s head, does that set up any weird chain reactions that could cause holes in the universe to open up?

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Ur Astrology

October 22, 2011

Here’s the deal: Get yourself a 12 sided dice and roll. The first Giant you get is your astrological reading. Good luck!

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The ImaginatUr Trivia Contest

October 22, 2011

3 little trivia questions – can you answer them? The first person to email all 3 correct answers wins an ImaginatUr Prize! Don’t fret though – if you reply with all 3 correct answers by Wednesday October 26th, you will be entered into a drawing to win a prize as well!

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